BY POPULAR DEMAND! SING ALONG WITH SYDNEY
SIR SYDNEY DINKUM'S
ME KOALA, NO BEAR
HERE WE GO. On three. And a one and a two and a three.
G'day all I'm Sir Sydney Dinkum
And I got a little problem has me really thinking.
Now I want to be friends and I want to be mates,
So bear with me awhile as I set you all straight.
Now no one's gonna call a table a chair,
So why do you call a koala a bear?
Now maybe you're thinking I'm just blowing hot air.
But I'll tell you right now, it's just not fair!
Me koala, K-O-A-L-A.
Me koala. Just trying to say.
Me koala. Me koala, no bear!
Me koala. So there.
You got your black and your brown and your grizzly bear.
There's even one called the Tibetan Blue Bear.
You can check Wikipedia. I really don't care.
You're never gonna find a koala bear.
Me koala, K-O-A-L-A.
Me koala. Just trying to say.
Me koala. Me koala, no bear!
Me koala. So there.
Now this is all quite serious, it's really no game.
It's important to me that you get my name.
So you want to look bad and want to sound cool.
Just call me a marsupial.
Me koala, K-O-A-L-A.
Me koala. Just trying to say.
Me koala. Me koala, no bear!
Me koala. So there.
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